"So... tell me about yourself."
This has got to be the worst question ever. I hate when people ask me that, for the simple reason that I never know how to answer it!
How much information do I divulge? How much is too much? I don't want to come across narcissistic, but I also don't want to seem aloof by giving too little information.
As I stand in front of this person the only thing that runs through my head is: "why cant I think of anything interesting about myself?" Is it because I don't handle pressure well and cant think on my feet, or simply because there really is nothing interesting to tell?
Am i boring??
As hard as it is to admit, i would have to say yes! Yes, I am boring!
I work a 9 - 5 job in the tourism industry, I eat lunch at the same time with the same people everyday. I go home, eat and am in bed by 9, asleep by 10.
I do however have a wild imagination and i'm quite funny (if I can say so myself. I laugh at all my own jokes.) Maybe this blog will help me become less boring, because if I intend on increasing my "readership" I will need to have something interesting to write about.
I make crude jokes, but yet I am very shy. I am a "crude prude".
I love being active yet I am so lazy, I am an "active layman".
I enjoy being around people, but I am quite the loner. I am a "social loner"
I am an Oxymoron, and at times... just a moron ;)

