Friday, 29 August 2014

About Me....






"So... tell me about yourself."
This has got to be the worst question ever. I hate when people ask me that, for the simple reason that I never know how to answer it! 
How much information do I divulge? How much is too much? I don't want to come across narcissistic, but I also don't want to seem aloof by giving too little information. 

As I stand in front of this person the only thing that runs through my head is: "why cant I think of anything interesting about myself?" Is it because I don't handle pressure well and cant think on my feet, or simply because there really is nothing interesting to tell?
Am i boring??
As hard as it is to admit, i would have to say yes! Yes, I am boring!
I work a 9 - 5 job in the tourism industry, I eat lunch at the same time with the same people everyday. I go home, eat and am in bed by 9, asleep by 10. 
I do however have a wild imagination and i'm quite funny (if I can say so myself. I laugh at all my own jokes.) Maybe this blog will help me become less boring, because if I intend on increasing my "readership" I will need to have something interesting to write about.

I make crude jokes, but yet I am very shy. I am a "crude prude".
I love being active yet I am so lazy, I am an "active layman". 
I enjoy being around people, but I am quite the loner. I am a "social loner"

I am an Oxymoron, and at times... just a moron ;)

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

Getting Started...

They say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.  So here i am, taking my first proverbial step. A step i have been meaning to take for years now.
This blog has been a long time coming.

As is with most things, getting started us always the hardest part. I am hoping that since iv actually started now, writing this blog would become something of a habit for me.

Right now i am writing this and literally just putting all my thoughts out into the "cyber universe" without any guarantee that any-one is actually reading this, It's like talking to myself  but on a much larger scale, because now the thoughts dont just stay in my head, they go out of my mind into cyber space. If this wasnt so therapeutic it would actually be kind of silly. Ok, wait. It is actually kind of silly. I am however choosing to see the therapeutic side more than anything.

This is going to be fun :) I can tell we're (right now we is just me) going to have loads of laughs together. So, welcome to Coco's World and remember... we're just getting started!! :)